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Είναι το μπριτζ καλύτερο από το σεξ; |
Πρόκειται για ένα θέμα που έχει απασχολήσει κατά καιρούς όλους όσους ασχολούνται με το άθλημα. Ψάξαμε και βρήκαμε την απάντηση.
Why bridge is might be better than sex:
- You don’t have to hide your bridge magazines.
- It is perfectly acceptable to hire a pro to play bridge with you once in a while.
- The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about bridge.
- If your partner takes pictures of you at the table, you don’t have to worry about them showing up in the tabloids when you become famous.
- Your partner doesn’t become upset about people you played bridge with long ago.
- It is perfectly acceptable to play bridge with a total stranger.
- When you see a really good bridge player, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you at the table together.
- When your regular partner is not available, he/she will not mind if you play bridge with someone else.
- No one will ever tell you that you will go blind if you play bridge by yourself.
- When dealing with a bridge pro, you never have to worry that they are an undercover cop.
- You can have a bridge calendar on your wall at the office, tell bridge jokes and invite co-workers to play bridge without being sued for harassment.
- There are no bridge-transmitted diseases (except the compulsion to play more bridge).
- You don’t have to lock the door when you play bridge on the Internet, and when you visit a bridge website you won’t get emails from asianteenagesluts.com for the rest of your life.
- Nobody expects you to play bridge with the same partner for the rest of your life.
- Nobody expects you to give up bridge if your partner loses interest in it.
- You can still do it in your 80‘s, and people won’t gasp in horror if they find out.
- Your bridge partner will never say, «Not again, we just played bridge last week! Is Bridge all you ever think about?» Oops!….maybe they will.
- A man doesn’t need lots of finesse(s) to be successful at bridge, but then he needs some squeezes.
- The phrase «could be short» carries no negative connotation……
- The principle of «Fast Arrival» would not be regarded negatively.
- If the partnership agrees on two over one, it wouldn’t be considered an orgy.
